Obama's presidency - Day 1 (and more random ruminations...for Liberals, look up the word rumination...aka, since you aren't taught this in public schools, use a dictionary!)

1. Obama: Liberals, I want to personally thank you. You asked us to give Uncle O a chance...he would be a moderate. Well, his first executive order was to close Guantanamo and not use tough tactics against terrorists! This is sheer idiocy! He has proven to be as radical he said he would be!

2. Obama's Press Secretary: When asked what would happen to the terrorists who are released, O's press Secretary said something to the effect of "uh, duh, hmm, gurgle, blink, scratch head, ugh, ugh, duh...I don't know really". Same thing was said for no longer using "harsh" techniques such as waterboarding (oh, boo hoo) as means to get answers. When a Fox news reporter asked why they wouldn't use this against the terrorists who mastermined 9-11, his answer was once again "gurgle, ugh, duh, eye-roll, head scratch, duh, um".

**These guys are releasing terrorists back to the front lines to kill more Americans! Weren't 3000 dead on 9/11 enough?!

3. O's Cabinet: AG - Evaded taxes (now he is sorry for his mistake), Sec. State (Hillary), Gov. Richardson - Resigned post due to scandal...so far, so good guys!

4. Caroline Kennedy: Presumed Dem. front runner for Hillary's seat...resigned suddenly and without warning. Why? Tax reasons!

5. Spending: Uncle O is planning on spending more in 2 months, than Congress usually spends in a year! It would be more efficient if the government would just pay every worker $41,000 per year...that would be cheaper than his trillion dollar bailout plan!