10 Ways Obama and Jesus are alike...(brilliant if I must say so myself):
1. Jesus Christ and Barack Obama have the same amount of letters (11) in their names!
2. One came from a poor background, the other did too!
3. Both men offered messages of hope and salvation!
4. Both men had people faint and cry when they spoke!
5. Both men had parents who were born in the Middle East (of course, both of their birth certificates say they are Middle Eastern too!)
6. Jesus was loved and adored by the Jewish people...Barack, no difference
7. The Bible is missing several years of Jesus' life (of which we know little)...the media covered up much of Baracks life (of which we know little)
8. Jesus promised to feed the masses (and he did it), Barack promised the same thing (and healthcare for all, education for all, etc...)
9. Both men talked about the poor...but only one man, Jesus, did something to help them
10. One man rode an ass into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the other is surrounded by ASSES in Washington (or you could also say that Barack rode an ASS, aka the Democratic Party, to victory)
Finally...
Jesus's most powerful follower was a woman, Baracks most powerful is also a woman (also, one woman was claimed to be a prostitute, the other had a husband who loved prostitutes!)
I don't know what he said. Hmm, not such a Messiah after all?
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