1. They are Liberals
2. The believe "spreading the wealth" is good for the economy
3. They believe that rich people are inherently evil
4. The believe the USA is a bad country
5. They smell, drive sissy cars and well, just look unhappy
6. They are always in a bad mood or angry
7. They are Liberals
8. They don't think with their brains, they "think" with their hearts
9. Punishing criminals means letting them out of jail if "they have apologized for being bad"
10. The gave us President Obama
Hey now...Thinking with my heart does not make me a liberal. I think with my heart all of the time. I think with my heart, and it tells me that all pedophiles should be tortured beyond belief. I think with my heart, and it tells me that if someone should mess with my kids, that they should beg the police to come and get them from the CRAZY BITCH who is hunting them down and doing things that scare even me! I think with my heart, and it tells me that all child abusers should be let out of solitary and put into general population prison. I am very sorry that they will get abused, but my heart tells me that they should have thought with either their heads or hearts and not their sick twisted penises.
ReplyDeleteSo, my dear sweet Husband, I hate to tell you that you are wrong...thinking with your heart does not make you liberal!!!!
Actually, my dear wife, you think with your brain. Like most Americans, who agree with you, the punishment should fit the crime. However, when Liberal hearts bleed, they believe these criminals need special care, treatment and rehabilitation. That is thinking with their hearts, not their brains.
ReplyDeleteNope; Sorry! You are wrong! My brain says that we should believe in the judicial system...my heart says, "I will kill someone!"
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